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Kids today. Sure hope I’m ready. I don’t feel ready.

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vwalker:

Happy First Day!

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thatlitsite:

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From the Dept. of Insane and Dangerous Overreactions to Fictional Threats:

A 23-year-old teacher at a Cambridge, Md. middle school has been placed on leave and—in the words of a local news report—”taken in for an emergency medical evaluation” for publishing, under a pseudonym, a novel about a school shooting. The novelist, Patrick McLaw, an eighth-grade language-arts teacher at the Mace’s Lane Middle School, was placed on leave by the Dorchester County Board of Education, and is being investigated by the Dorchester County Sheriff’s Office, according to news reports from Maryland’s Eastern Shore. The novel, by the way, is set 900 years in the future. 

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hayleyfleming:

daisytalulahmaybelle:

hayleyfleming:

daisytalulahmaybelle:

hayleyfleming:

I’m doing it. And this time is for real. And I need to not worry about what others think.

Yay!
Wait. Doing what?

You know.

Um, no. I don’t. I can’t keep up.

We’ve been in this “funk” for like a week or so. I finally said I couldn’t do it anymore. That’s that.

Oh, that. Yay! How do you feel? Relieved and sad? A bit of both, I imagine.

I read this thing somewhere about dating and basically, the premise was you BOTH had to be in a constant state of FUCK YES, or the whole shebang was a NO. Like, if you weren’t always feeling fuck yes! then what is the point? Right? If there’s more dread or annoyance or grumbling or meh, then it just can’t be right, right?

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hayleyfleming:

daisytalulahmaybelle:

hayleyfleming:

I’m doing it. And this time is for real. And I need to not worry about what others think.

Yay!
Wait. Doing what?

You know.

Um, no. I don’t. I can’t keep up.

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hayleyfleming:

I’m doing it. And this time is for real. And I need to not worry about what others think.

Yay!
Wait. Doing what?

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ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

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carlboygenius:

We are negligent and we are killing our world.

Powerful images — our actions can (and do) affect something as big as an ocean. 

This makes me so angry and i wanna thr o w up

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Pie

For an awesome follower bookgirlfan  

I’m making tomato pie today.

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cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

So, for a classroom: distinguished captive audience?

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